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FUCK YEAH WE WON EUROVISION

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volcanic-cunt:

☯ enter my wonderland and follow ☯

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hardcorefornerds:

- Socrates, why does it look like I have a moustache when I don’t?
- Because you insist on wearing sunglasses on top of your regular glasses and they create a large shadow under the afternoon sun
- Wait, how can you see that when your eyes are made of stone and don’t have any pupils?
- Because you’re just imagining this conversation
- Oh ok. So what do you think about the likelihood of a Greek exit from the Eurozone?
- It’s inevitable that a currency union between economies of differing strengths without strong fiscal transfers at a federal level will become unstable
- But what about solidarity? And Europe?
- In my day solidarity was an all-day toga party. And there was no Europe, only the Hellenic world!
- But Socrates, you’re the fount of all European knowledge! How do we get out of this crisis?
- It’s your own fault for taking that democracy thing seriously. You should just have elected Habermas king of Europe when you still had a chance. Now go and get me an ice cream, it’s damn hot standing in the sun here all day.
(after)

Oof, glasses shadows are the worst! I always look like I have a huge unibrow.

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4-n-g-l-e-s:

Grunge. ☨

found my ex-boyfriend’s nudes while going through my email.

and dear god, the ones of me. i was hot.

You still are! Whoops, my creepy is showing.

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avantblargh:

it’s time to ketchup

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tropicalqueen:

i took this of my docs today and i think it looks cute aw x

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